older generation: u all get too offended 2 easily
gay people: *exist*
older generation: oh my GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
“its all in your head!”
yes, it is. so are all of your thoughts and emotions. thats where the brain is. good job
the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
everyone has that one story that sounds fake but isnt
Be humble for you are made of earth.
Be noble for you are made of stars.
My mouth is a fire escape. The words coming don’t care that they are naked. There is something burning in there.
yisaldifferentfromotherknights:
I’ve just come to the realisation that Hermione Granger probably memory charmed her parents and packed them off to Australia long before she told Harry and Ron she’d done it at the beginning of Deathly Hallows.
She literally never goes home from Goblet of Fire onwards, spending her summers with the boys instead. In GoF she’s remarkably blase about her teeth, something her dentist parents would have noticed and felt hurt about.
If I were to guess, I’d say she probably did it after the wizarding world cup when she’d seen exactly how the wizarding world treats muggles and decided not to let that happen to her folks. Hermione knows which way the wind is blowing and gets in early. She’d be more than capable of doing it.
…Oh my God.
hermione is fucking ruthless and i will fight anyone who tells me otherwise
that was her “negative” gryffindor trait
was she incredibly brave and courageous and loyal? yes
but she was also vicious and violent and trapped a woman as a beetle in a jar for over a year because she pissed her off
hermione granger looked at the world, and looked at her magic, and looked at everyone else’s magic, and seemed to come to the conclusion that reality had better shut the fuck up and behave itself or she’d make it.
of all the kids, i think she’s dumbledore’s successor, not harry.
Last year’s Valentines Day movie was 50 Shades of Grey and this year it’s Deadpool, good to see we learn from our mistakes
me as a surgeon
me: hey
fellow surgeon: what
me: takes out patients heart
me: will u be my valentine
me: lol
fellow surgeon: please put that back
i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say
someone: you look pretty today
me: happy birthday