Went to a pet store today and saw this GIANT rabbit
So you decided to throw money at it like a stripper
stop the objectification of rabbits now
When the bae thinks ur trying to cuddle but really you are just sapping their warmth to fuel your own reptilian body
*waits for some neckbeard to coin the phrase, “earbud-zoned”*
im laughin bc that’s literally 99% of the reason women wear earbuds
the root of my very existence is just the hope that someone will get introduced to music that they end up lovin, courtesy of Me. my dream. my goal. nothing makes me feel lighter. my heart grows three sizes
ok so like imagine an alien landing and doing the whole “take me to your leader” spiel, and you’re just like “aight” bc aliens are fuckin cool, but the problem is the president is on the completely other side of the country, so you have to go on a cross country road trip with said alien
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
Anyway I hope everyone is doing ok
