I need a photographer boyfriend to get my angles and make me look like art
even if girls did have pillow fights @ sleep overs why do ppl assume they would be cute/sexy … If we’re pillow fighting it’s going to be a straight up brawl there will b no boundaries. I will try to pillow punt you into the next dimension. I didn’t come here to make friends I came here to win
me as a pilot
me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad
new idea: the hyper bowl
it’s like the super bowl but
- you have two football fields placed in a cross formation
- four teams play at once
- whatever happens in the middle happens
shine bright like a bright thing
Y’all ever text somebody and they so boring that you have no idea what to say back
how is it 2016 and we still don’t have an instant cure for acne. what are we putting our money into……..space exploration? that’s enough i don’t want another man on the moon until my skin is clear
i cant believe i have to wake up again tomorrow ! i cant believe it!!!
o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper
*feels ok for 1 second* amazing. i was faking my mental illness all along
