This is what heaven looks like
[video]

when ur friend thinks their art is bad but its actually really good
when they keep disagreeing
me as a child: (crying) please don’t let the aliens take me
me now: (crying) why won’t the aliens take me

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness
I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad
“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”
“You always do this to me, Mom.”
A masterpiece
Tilt shift universes by St. Tesla
They look so precious and small.
I must protect these tiny galaxies.





















“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”









