Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.
me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants
the best thing about sleeping is the delaying of your responsibilities
My cat brought us a present today. I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field 🙂
“Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?”
look at that adorable ball of fiery rage!!!
i got that summertime, fall, wintertime, springtime sadness
I love not being in any tumblr cliques and just being a hermit on the web visiting each village on my travels
U.S. elections be like
this is it. this is the best post I’ve ever seen.
At Texas A&M there was a dead cockroach in the Anthropology building’s stairwell for at least two weeks. Some enterprising person made her a little shrine that quickly escalated.
That’s really fucking……white
^^^1000% agreed girl!!
Do you actually think this shrine was serious???
