I really really like AUs but like well-written AUs where everyone’s in character and all the parallels make sense and there’s all sorts of cute references to the original story and the plot is good and the writing is good and ugh I just really like AUs can I please just
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You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry
Harry didn’t notice Hermione time traveling around him for a whole year or his own teacher’s hand writing
Harry didn’t notice that he was a wizard
The glass is just gone I don’t know maybe that just happens with snakes sometimes.
my space boner is showing
The icing man how did you they do the icing?
@blueflamingo11 most likely case is its actually fondant with a printed sugar image on it
“Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you’ve – you’ve blown up a toilet or –"
“Blown up a toilet? We’ve never blown up a toilet.”
“Great idea though, thanks, Mum.”
surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are
me, a lazy winemaker
“fuck fuck fuck” *frantically squeezing grapes into an empty wine bottle 2 minutes before the Big Wine Tasting Competition*
