brain: don’t forget to feel terrible
me: oh yeah thanks
*lets out heavy sigh*
hi:
THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE
someone: who hurt you
me: do you want the complete unabridged annotated version or will the beginners introduction suffice
you know sometimes it shocks me too but google really is free and it’s right there in your hands
good news: everything is temporary
bad news: everything is temporary
girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable
me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack
“bro im feeling really sad…”
“open your mouth bro, i got something for that”
“what is it bro?”
“my semen, i read online that it’s an antidepressant AND rich in protein!”
“BRO!”
things that are hilarious:
- the fact that Tumblr’s userbase is largely comprised of jaded, cynical, broke-ass 16-25 year olds who hate capitalism, use adblocking software and are as such incredibly resistant to targeted marketing
- Yahoo’s desperate, pitiful attempts to monetise the site in spite of this
- the massive, massive losses they’re incurring as a result
