contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*
them: that doesn’t sound healthy
me: yeah lol
me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*
me: why the fuck

eyebrow-incident:

Phantom! At the opera

you: able to generate and regulate body heat
me: an ice wraith with eternally cold hands, leeching the warmth of other creatures to survive

offspringofamalfoy:

People who read fiction: I have a hard time separating fantasy from reality.

People who read fanfiction: I have a hard time separating fantasy from fantasy.

bittersuggestion:

lovelysuggestion:

I hope you get a good night’s sleep

I won’t

fangirlfromtartarus:

kirayato:

sometimes i end up quoting tumblr posts irl and they make my friends laugh and a part of me feels powerful but another part of me feels bad like no i’m a fraud

YES THIS