the moon is beautiful

13thmoon:

i would take naps in forests every day if bugs didnt exist 

urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

herblesbians:

the reason i sin is because there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and i sure as shit ain’t climbin no stairs

Heart: *beats faster for no apparent reason*
Me: am I getting anxiety or am I dying

tommygunbloodlust:

The year is 2082. I’m 89 years old. I’m dying, surrounded by my large, devoted family. I prepare my final wishes as my children hold my hand.

“Divide my assets amongst yourselves, sell the house to start college funds for the grandchildren, and throw my ashes into the ocean. All I want is a small plaque by my childhood home with my name and dates, saying “Rest In Deace.”

My oldest leans in, confused, “Do you mean ‘Rest in Peace,” Mom? What does deace mean?“

I beckon him closer with one hand, and move the other a bit further down the bed.

“Deace nuts, bitch.”

My family screams in horror as I flatline and immediately descend into Hell.

shrrrr1mp:

bogleech:

redfingerfish:

petiteelfqueen:

ashfuckwin:

coeurdlarry:

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

courtney what the fuck

fun fact: fetuses actually do cry in the womb. they can’t make noise though because their lungs are still filled with fluid. x

In the womb, no one can hear you scream.

what’s a fetus even cry about? Umbilical cord taxes? Why don’t they come out of their cushy baby cave and join the real fuckin world for a change that’ll give em somethin to cry about

pay rent you parasitic little fucker

cringepics:

I can’t fucking believe David Bowie died I genuinely thought he was immortal

brownpeopleproblems:

me on my deathbed: why wasn’t baymax as popular as the minions why is human nature so flawed

bruiseandleavebehind:

I always like to hear what people think about me because I have no idea who I am tbh