i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real
it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague
the americans are asleep…. i’m gonna say it… channing tatum isnt that attractive
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: wish on a shooting star that you will die and then tell someone your wish so it won’t come true. now you are immortal
the snack that smiles back
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my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!
Me: I’m really sad.
Me: Maybe this sad music will help.
petition to ban “slideshow” as an article format on the internet
mood: i’ll wait in the car
the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought
