*listens to an album for the first time and enters a new era in my life*
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free
is anyone else annoyed by the stereotype that young people’s phones are a loud and annoying device? because i have never heard anyone under 30 who doesn’t have their phone on vibrate. like 100% of the time if the marimba ringtone starts blaring it’s the older generations.
you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it
i used to be queen, riding skeletons, placing heads on his pillow for fun.
the best way to leave the crime scene was not at all. the best way
was to curl around his nose like serpent smoke, make a nest in his lungs.i used to be queen on his wine crate throne. how did he slice me open?
deliberately. stripped the softness from my skin, filled me with stains
the shape of a dove and from feathers he assembled a cage.i used to be queen with sorrow my concubine, a black-lidded star:
all glitter, dark matter and night. he breathed poison made from famine
and feral bones. – i kissed the mouth of a rattlesnake.– i sold my crown, anne hildegard // task VIII: royals
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
The bourgeoisie
Thank you for your contribution enjolras
anyone that says they can keep their glasses completely clean for an extended period of time is a liar. just by existing and being alive you’ll get ‘em dirty. you’ll spend ten minutes extensively cleaning those things only to put ‘em back on and realize that somehow, some way, they have a fucking smudge on one of the lenses. you don’t know how. you don’t know when. you don’t know why
When did ‘my dog ate my homework’ become a common excuse, was there a period of time where this legit happened? Were dogs constantly craving the papery taste of a child’s homework in the past
@ parents who dont let their kids dye their hair: why r u so afraid of ur kid looking cool
I think the freezer deserves a light as well