have you ever felt your heart beating but it was like beating at a different part of your body and it’s really weird what the hell
do u mean like a pulse
no I meant an inner bomb that’s ticking in your skin and counting down the seconds to your death
Same
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere
I don’t care who santa thinks he is. if he flies over u.s. air space without a documented flight plan and sufficient clearance he WILL BE SHOT DOWN.
when did this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) become more beautiful than this XD
- giving gifts stresses me out
- getting gifts stresses me out
- what a bizarre fucking holiday
- there is a tree in my house
merry christmas
thanks santa
The numbers in the football men’s shirts? That’s their power levels. If a level 79 man collides with a level 36 man, the level 36 man WILL explode
me: *makes one small mistake*
my brain: (SLAMMING HANDS ON TABLE AND CHANTING) DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEAT
it’s fun to stay at the
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much of the ocean is still unexplored
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person: what’s your tumblr
me, visibly scrolling thru my dash: I don’t know what tumblr is
