scientific research has recently indicated that i spend an avg of 90% of my life on the verge of tears
i really hate it when people use the zodiac to justify certain actions like i don’t care if you’re a virgo cindy you’re being a bitch
but…where the snow at….
child: but daddy, i don’t want to eat my veggies
father: you better eat those vegetables or The Straights are gonna get ya
My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.
is your dentist also your therapist?
Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher
my dentist just tells me i need to floss more
Deep
The pure Depth of that statement is so mind boggling
my dentist just tries to talk to me while they’ve got they’re cleaning my teeth and I’m just like ????
me 10 months of the year: my desire for material goods cannot be sated i want anything and everything buy me it all
me making my christmas list: ???get me some socks i guess
my position in every fandom i participate in in any way is the bitter aromantic, watching everyone from a rocking chair on the porch, probably knitting or something as i mutter under my breath and pull at least one character in my direction going “you can’t have this one………………….”
idc (I do care)
me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable
You wake up on Christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. Somebody is stealing all of your Christmas presents. It is Jesus. “It’s my birthday, not yours,” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms.