*puts thumb between teeth* its a metaphor, you see. you have the power to quarrel, but can choose not to
my mom likes to tell me “you have to pick your battles” well im full of rage and im picking all of them
CHRISTMAS IS COMING O.O
I’m not ready yet, Satan.
Ethereal asks…
Freckles: Five facts about you
Artery: Does the whole of creation frighten you a bit, in a good or bad way?
Skin: Is perfection important to you?
Spirituality: Favorite music?
Clavicle: Tea or coffee?
Velvets: What is your sun, moon and rising/ascendant signs? (If you know them)
Tea stains: Name three of your followers you would like to have tea with?
Honesty: Three things you like about tumblr, three things you dislike about tumblr? (without offending anybody!)
Lungs: Ever had a panic/anxiety attack?
Skulls: Weirdest movie(s) you have ever seen?
Lavender: Describe your perfect day?
Thorns: Are you kinky?
Memories: Ever met a famous person?
Roses: Ever been in love?
Specie: Are you a cat or dog person?
Tree of life: If you could go back in time and change something in your life, what would you change and why?
fun gender neutral things to call your partner:
- OPPONENT
makes for a very different christmas tree this year
CHRISTMAS EVE IS TOMORROW AND I STILL DONT FEEL CHRISTMASSY QUICK SOMEONE SLAP SOME FESTIVE CHEER INTO ME
HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY CHRISTMAS
IT’S THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR
I DON’T KNOW IF THERE’LL BE SNOW
BECAUSE THE WEATHER PATTERNS IN THIS REGION ARE HIGHLY UNPREDICTABLE
not only has this post has reached over 1k notes in one day but it has also been tagged with nearly every region of the U.S. as well as parts of Canada and Australia
I hate it when microwave meals say things like “delectable” and “exquisite” on the packaging. I’m eating radioactive garbage just let me live