about me – the moon is beautiful

khnum-khufu-seti:

A friend: gay witchcraft isn’t gonna be able to fix this

Me, a gay witch: *gathering my incense and candles* like hell it isn’t

pirategf:

a family can be me and 10 fictional characters that i love with my whole heart

superagentpeggycarter:

sometimes the onion is a little too real

me, after messing with some theme code to change a font: yer a hacker Harry

pink-natural:

Farmers: What is she doin’ out there?

Me, In a corn field: *Banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!

pinesha:

sweet.

mynewurl:

mynewurl:

the water fountain at work has broken so the cafe is handing out free coffee all day and honestly i know this is a bad idea but i am going to abuse this so much and i am ready to face the consequences head on

ive had 17 coffees and i can’t feel my legs but on the plus side ive spoken to god and she seems chill

studylustre:

concept: go to sleep early and wake up early to tackle the day, accomplish Things™
reality: goes to bed at 2am, wakes up at 12pm, is dead inside

herhmione:

i’m not a human i’m all seven harry potter books stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat