Tag: about me

scryptixdoodles:

scryptixdoodles:

tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing 

when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do

pinthetailonthehonky:

some old person: you’re not the first generation to fear adulthood, you’re just the first to openly bitch about it

me:

stupidcommentdepository:

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

bubonickitten:

do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

monica-geller:

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

princesskaiju:

hermicnes:

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

she’s gorgeous, she’s seductive; she wants to be abducted