things i’m fucking stellar at:

procrastinating

having really bad posture

wishing i was rich

never hanging up my clothes

the signs by how much they care about others

aries: when you aren’t dead inside you’re actually pretty nice
taurus: wants to do the right thing but doesn’t have the balls
gemini: it’s either all or nothing with you, isn’t it
cancer: you care so much. too much even. take a break sometime kid damn
leo: you aren’t super close to everyone, but you are there for your friends when they need you
virgo: of course you care but do you think you could stop meddling in other people’s lives so much
libra: you pretend you are that chill kid who doesn’t give a fuck but we all know that’s bullshit
scorpio: people think you don’t care but deep down you’re a nice person
sagittarius: you need to work on how you talk to people but you’re a gentle soul
capricorn: evil
aquarius: do you care about other people or do you just want them to care about you
pisces: miss congeniality. not only do you care but you know exactly how to treat everyone well

honeybpd:

the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”

ofgoldandbrotherhood:

tag urself im bork

punkbunnies:

crying is very punk trust me i do it all the time and i am a punk

curvesncurls:

jumex:

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

caffeineandcollege:

concept: me gently sipping tea in a quiet bright cafe, I aced my exams and the bees are safe

me: *waits until 11:00 PM to start homework*
me: ugh god are they trying to kill us?? fucking hell…. do they not understand we need to sleep?? do they think we have all the time in the world to do these stupid ass assignments?? we as students are completely overwhelmed our health is in peril this is too much

clinicallydepressedpug:

Me: I didn’t do the thing yesterday. I really need to do the thing today. Definitely today. Gotta do it. Have to do it.

*repeat daily for 14 days*

unsouring:

person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking

me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety