Me: I love this person…so much….they’re such an important part of my life…I wouldn’t be the same without them….how can I convey that to them?
Me:
Me:
Me: *sends them a meme out of nowhere at 2am* perfect

bubonickitten:

sometimes i forget that morbid, playfully self-deprecating jokes about my mental health are not always appropriate…?? especially around neurotypical people who don’t know how to react. like there’s this awkward pause, this unspoken ‘do i laugh, or…??’, this sort of ‘…dude are u ok’ look they give. and it’s just like, it’s ok, i cope with existential dread through deadpan and/or nonsensical shitpost-esque humor. [thisisfine.jpg]

lazypacific:

my specialty: the accidental 12-hour nap in broad daylight

Turn ons: well choreographed fight scenes
Turn offs: unnecessary romantic subplots

liefly:

me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school*
also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*

distant relative at family event: It’s been so long since I saw you!! How’s school?
me: none of the things that once excited me make me happy anymore i’m living off caffeine and anxiety i’m paralyzed by my future my diet is trash and my body is slowly rotting but otherwise i’m good hbu

girl: oh average white boy, I can’t live without you!!!
me: yes you can oh my god

me, after realizing that my body is not merely an image of myself i have created within my own mind, but is an actual corporeal form that others know and recognize: what the hell and fuck