Tag: except i would be that person who accidentally burns the cabin down

waffleducttapedtoadoor:

landrykilledyetanotherguy:

“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.