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Ms Granger

upthehillart:

Marauders edition of this

Hagrid, what are you doing here? Where’s — James — and Lily?

Peter. Wah! Harry? I can take him. I’m his godfather! Dumbledore says he goes to Lily’s sister. Man, seriously? FUCK Dumbledore!

I’m his legal guardian. I can’t. He needs me! I can’t lose him, I’m all he has. I’m so sorry… Hagrid, give me Harry. Please don’t make me. Sirius, no! Stupefy.

Shit. Hey kid. Let’s go. Dear Remus, First: I apologize. Second: I kidnapped Harry. HELP. Don’t tell the order. -Padfoot

gingersnapwolves:

copperbadge:

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team-free-will-on-skaro:

spooky-ophelia:

kiyala:

isozyme:

Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.

Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus

#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)

theboredomisdeadly

Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?

clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away

possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice

*Hagrid sits up*

“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!”

*lies down*

*Sirius climbs on motorbike*

*Hagrid sits up again*

“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”

*Motorbike zooms off*

*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*

“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!”

*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*

then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that

upthehillart:

shadu-kiam:

upthehillart:

Much requested Malfoy family

omg I love this

Because you know Hermione is the strict one who informs her children in no uncertain terms that there are no monsters under the beds and that they need to learn to sleep on their own.

But when they come crawling into their parents’ room at night, convinced they heard a noise, they poke their daddy in the face to wake him up. And Draco pulls them into bed and wraps his arms around them and whispers in their ear that no monster has ever tangled with the likes of him and lived to tell about it.

And Hermione is just like caN YOU STOP FILLING THEIR HEAD WITH THIS SHIT SO THE OTHER FOURTEEN BEDROOMS IN THIS MANOR GO TO SOME USE

I’m officially approving of this. It’s perfect.

ellis-island-art:

some people thought hermione’s hair could be poofier and i agreed

upthehillart:

I don’t know what, how, and why this is happening (make up your own context) but you wanted Draco to have both of dem gryffindors, and I’m starting to like that

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As always, Hermione doesn’t shut up