trans!albus potter headcanon: when albus is like five or so, he comes up to harry and says, timidly, ‘daddy, i think i’m a boy’ and harry goes into supportive parent mode and just automatically says ‘that’s great son’ and they hug and then albus asks, ‘can you give me a new name, daddy?’ because albus knows all of their names come from his father and mother’s loved ones and he thinks it’s important to keep that going.
but harry’s just freaking out mentally because damn, he wasted sirius by using it as a middle name for james but he doesn’t want to tell his son to wait until he’s slept on it for his name so he just blurts out ‘albus severus’ and for a second, he’s mentally cursing because that is a terrible name but albus loves it! he kisses harry on the cheek and immediately tells everyone his great new name so it just sticks.
This explains everything about why Albus’s middle name is Severus.
This is the ACTUAL. BEST. HEADCANON!
#B E A U T I F U L #nitwit; blubber; oddment; tweak #later ginny says ‘harry what were you thinking’ #’I PANICKED I COULDN’T THINK OF ANY MORE DEAD PEOPLE’ #’remus; harry. why didn’t you choose remus.’ #’oh yeah.’ (tags via skulliotss)
Reblobbing this cause the I couldn’t think of any more dead people made me spew my drink.
Tag: Harry Potter


Much requested Malfoy family
omg I love this
Because you know Hermione is the strict one who informs her children in no uncertain terms that there are no monsters under the beds and that they need to learn to sleep on their own.
But when they come crawling into their parents’ room at night, convinced they heard a noise, they poke their daddy in the face to wake him up. And Draco pulls them into bed and wraps his arms around them and whispers in their ear that no monster has ever tangled with the likes of him and lived to tell about it.
And Hermione is just like caN YOU STOP FILLING THEIR HEAD WITH THIS SHIT SO THE OTHER FOURTEEN BEDROOMS IN THIS MANOR GO TO SOME USE
I’m officially approving of this. It’s perfect.

I don’t know what, how, and why this is happening (make up your own context) but you wanted Draco to have both of dem gryffindors, and I’m starting to like that
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As always, Hermione doesn’t shut up

remus was 100% the type of person who couldn’t take compliments at all
like he’d be walking by the lake with sirius and sirius would say to him “you’re so beautiful moony” and remus would get so flustered that he’d push sirius in the lake tbh
in the pensieve
dumbledore: and now, harry, i’m going to show you my favourite memory
snape: *gets hit in the face with a custard pie*
dumbledore: hahahaha sick
my immortal: who are you
the cursed child: i’m you but canon








