Tag: hp

snape: with all due respect, professor, i’m not sure that your whole ‘waterslide replacing the staircase’ idea is actually going to work
dumbledore: with all due respect, snickerdoodle, i do what i want

alexas-fandom-and-random-blog:

I’m calling it right now that the cursed child spoilers are fake. It’s too ridicilous to take seriously and more ridiculous to take you guys taking them to heart seriously. If I’m proven wrong I’ll start questioning a lot of things but in the meantime my reasoning without having searched outside of tumblr yet is:

  1. the plot sounds way too long and complicated to put on a play.
  2. it’s click bait and this ridiculous on purpose to prevent fans to find real spoilers
  3. it’s JK Rowling guys. It’s Harry Potter. Have you forgotten how masterfully she put everything in order in those books? almost every plot point resolved and tied together? Why would she make something so…off? Have some faith in her writing abilities.
  4. also I have this sneaking suspision that this might be a sabotage act for the whole black Hermione thing. could be just my conspirancy sense on that.

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ourfuriosa:

Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

All was well…or is it??!!1 Albus discovers a secret, and who is the beautiful girl with silver hair who calls herself Augury? Time travel AU don’t like don’t read!

Relationships: Scorpius/Rose, Albus/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Padma Patil, Voldemort/Bellatrix, implied Voldemort/Astoria

charlubby:

other cursed child bits of wankery that spring to mind:

  • how did harry transfigure himself into voldemort. did he have a polyjuice potion on hand? i guess as a member of the ministry it’s plausible but where would he have gotten the dna
  • HOW did nobody notice bellatrix’s pregnancy. assuming she and voldy banged as soon as she got out of azkaban, she would’ve been heavily pregnant during hbp, when she’s living at malfoy manor, so wouldn’t draco have noticed?
  • also how old is delphie supposed to be. there’s only a three year window where she could’ve been born, which would put her at 16 at the YOUNGEST so why the hell does she have a romance subplot with a 12 year old
  • wouldn’t it take a fucking long time to twist a time turner back more than two decades
  • where would the rumours of voldemort using a time turner to impregnate astoria (???) even come from when a) scorpius is described as being the spit image of draco and b) pretty sure voldemort would have other pressing matters on his mind if he had his hands on a fucking time turner
  • also i thought time turners couldn’t create a new timeline, they just allow you to ensure that what has already happened happens
  • honestly why the fuck would jkr decide to go for a time turner plot when it’s just a plothole haven