yeah okay alright – Page 2 – the moon is beautiful

I shared a cute post on fb about a cat stealing people’s food when they’re not looking and next thing you know I’ve got paragraph long comments about how the cat’s a filthy liberal

me @ my tired body: this behavior is unacceptable you need to get ahold of yourself

the family members who insult you and then finish it up with “but I still love you!!!” are the same kind of people who say “not to be offensive” and then say something that’s fucking offensive

my dog is the most ungrateful sick person ever

me, cramming 16 adverbs into one sentence: yes perfect

all of my republican family and friends keep saying shit like ‘we dealt with Obama for 8 years’ even though there’s no logic in comparing any of Obama’s mistakes to the nuclear disaster that’s going to be our future president

the Amazon reviews for foreign movies are tricky because some people genuinely didn’t like the movie and then there are those asswipes who give it a bad review because it wasn’t in English and I JUST

like…..what’s up with old people and roosters….

I have a love/hate relationship with food scented candles

I get to meet 2017 in 5 hours and I’m really worried it’s going to be Worse