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sparks-the-skankosaurus-rex:

A guy on TV offered to save my soul toll-free
But that would require getting up off the couch so I was too lazy
Instead I wait in the bushes outside of a cop’s house holding a twelve-gauge
GOD ISN’T DEAD BUT I’LL GET THAT BASTARD SOMEDAY!

And I’d take the beauty of my chaos over anyone else’s perfection
I’ve woken up on the wrong side of the bed every day since 1987
Nothing scares me as much as the fact that I don’t give a shit for redemption
But that’s okay cos if it’s where Limbaugh goes then I don’t even want any part of Heaven