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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*dramatically closes 2006 flip phone*

bogleech:

Frogs are hilarious I mean they’re mostly just a mouth but with just enough leg to throw the mouth at food

whether-which:

S.C.R.E.A.M. (skin care rules everything around me)

macleod:

s-r-f:

nouvellenaturalist:

sci-universe:

Well, this is definitely the most fun I’ve had while making a post.

Inspired by this one from capnphaggit. Images & copyrights:

Trifid Nebula (M20) by Marcus Davies,
The Cat’s Eye Nebula and Star-forming region Sharpless 2-106 by NASA, ESA, the Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA). P^{lease don’t remove the credits.}

do it!

Makes the universe look like an organ, a beating heart

Absolutely beautiful.

brittleglory:

it’s easy to spot an angel you just gotta start telling a story in a group situation when people are too busy talking over each other to hear you. look for that one person who notices and makes eye contact and smiles encouragingly till you’ve finished talking– that’s the angel. same genus as that friend who, when everyone else is jokily slagging you off about something, notices that one comment has hit a nerve and subtly changes the subject or says something in your defence. these people are pure and go straight to heaven.

arealliveghost:

mulattafury:

sometimes u go on google searching for a reference image and you just find something that is totally not what you are looking for but is better than anything u could have ever dreamed

who is she

the moment I saw this woman I was completely overcome with the feeling that she was, at that very moment, somehow divorcing me

homosozialismus:

goblindogs:

if, by some divine mistake, you find the lady of the forest, you can only ask her a single question. pray that it’s one she knows how to answer.

who’s a good girl?

cameoappearance:

[side-eyeing a mutual in the same timezone as me] i know why i’m awake at this hour but why are you awake at this hour

actionables:

too-hilarious:

actionables:

actionables:

cute new neighbor just knocked to ask if he could borrow an egg from us
then he asked if I could summarize to him how pancakes are made
now I am going over to his place to teach him how to make them

cute new neighbor now knows how to make pancakes

Does cute new neighbour now know anything else???

my number