The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing
Author: acescents
The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with.
Colleen Michele (via thatstoomainstream)
artist friend: *is quietly doodling*
me: YESSSSSSSSS! FUCK! 👏 IT! 👏 UP! 👏 PICASSO!! Show that pencil who’s a bad bitch!…leave that notebook paper SHOOK
This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee
i hope y’all are getting paid to lie about how mint & chocolate tastes good together
I looked down expecting to see a noble person defending the goodness that is a mint and chocolate combo but no, the burden falls to me, the sole person on this hellsite with good taste apparently
who the actual fuckshit doesn’t like mint chocolate
person: why are you so defensive over fictional characters???
me: WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE HERE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.
the moon is beautiful 