Author: acescents
Much requested Malfoy family
omg I love this
Because you know Hermione is the strict one who informs her children in no uncertain terms that there are no monsters under the beds and that they need to learn to sleep on their own.
But when they come crawling into their parents’ room at night, convinced they heard a noise, they poke their daddy in the face to wake him up. And Draco pulls them into bed and wraps his arms around them and whispers in their ear that no monster has ever tangled with the likes of him and lived to tell about it.
And Hermione is just like caN YOU STOP FILLING THEIR HEAD WITH THIS SHIT SO THE OTHER FOURTEEN BEDROOMS IN THIS MANOR GO TO SOME USE
I’m officially approving of this. It’s perfect.
whats it like being the creator of something so popular? i mean u could do anything. u could make one of the characters always have an octopus on their head and say “this is canon now” and no one could do anything about it
why do trump supporters say they like trump cause he ‘says whats on his mind’… like no shit man, i have people in my tumblr inbox who say whats on their mind all the time. i had a guy send me a message that said “vape on my dick”. thats whats on their mind and they said it. i’m not like “oh man… dude… lead us…”
To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors
When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age.
Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.
I don’t know what, how, and why this is happening (make up your own context) but you wanted Draco to have both of dem gryffindors, and I’m starting to like that
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As always, Hermione doesn’t shut up
the moon is beautiful 