ironicallyxspiders:

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

inkskinned:

me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it
some shit: *starts happening*
me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™

itsthighnoon:

my cat, for no goddamn reason at all except that he’s a cat and he can do whatever the fuck he wants: what if i just run at this wall, do a sick kickflip, scare myself with the sound it makes, and then proceed to run over your sleeping body? would that be fucked up or what