Author: acescents

idontgiveaneffie:

why would u eat healthy?????? to live longer ????..??? .all im hearing are two negatives.

doktorgirlfriend:

geobrarian:

Hey, so did you know that librarians tend to run liberal?

And that they’re really against censorship?

And that nearly all libraries have policies that prohibit people from harassing others inside?

And that nearly all libraries have free wifi and desktop computers that erase history when you’re done using them?

And that librarians are totally chill with you hanging out all day? (provided you don’t spill things on the books)

And that libraries often have huge offerings of dvds which you can watch on your laptop in the library?

And that libraries tend to have lots of resources for folks who find themselves in distress?

What I’m saying is, if shit hits the fan, go to the library, you’re welcome here.

As a librarian, I can confirm. So long as you don’t mess up the materials and pay attention to the closing announcements, you can just hang out.

The more people that come in and utilize any of our services, the better chance we have of getting more funding, so you’d really be doing us a favor.

cloudchild94:

me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter

shitpostgenerator:

imagine a dog

hxlenoftroy:

girls don’t like boys girls like books with complicated plots and mythology

elegently:

That moment when you want tell a joke but you laugh so much that you can’t tell.

Me: you should watch this show.
Them: let’s watch the show.
Me: okay but wait you have to like, commit okay you have to pay attention and appreciate the details and the plots and not hate it and- I know the beginning starts out silly and it’s like a silly show but I PROMISE I just love it a lot just listen and love it too but you might not actually maybe don’t watch it never watch it