Author: acescents
i’m not a human i’m all seven harry potter books stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat
Harry Potter + random subtitles (x)
Tell me I’m not the only one imagining the narrator from The Grinch?
listen. we all know 2017 is going to be a horrific dystopian shitshow on a global level. but i hope on a PERSONAL level, you’re able to attain the stability, peace & support you need to survive it. happy new year. ✌
Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!
Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.
i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time
i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in
a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?
he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?
a’ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly
he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit
you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok
i know too much about bees to watch this movie
where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable
tutorial
question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?
Simple:
- filter
- lowercase helvetica
- for extra points: add japanese text
I’m taking notes











