*pounding the dirt rhythmically with a hammer* tight dirt tight dirt tight dirt tight dirt tight dirt tight dirt tight dirt tight dirt tight dirt
*throws the hammer into the sky, match-cutting to a space ship like the opening of 2001: A Space Odyssey*
*man on spaceship slapping computer with his hands* space ship space ship space ship space ship space ship space ship space ship space ship space ship space ship space ship space ship
I have a love/hate relationship with food scented candles
coffee drinker: would u like a cup of coffee? me: no thanks, coffee drinker: oh you don’t drink coffee? me: well, i- coffee drinker: i can’t get enough of the stuff. i am always itchin’ for me next fix. i love a nice hot cup of joe, i even drink it black as well. the stronger the coffee the more i enjoy it. i consume more cups daily of it than most people, which is how much i enjoy coffee
do u ever associate someone with their icon so much that you just assume that they’re the same gender as their icon or something and then they post a selfie and ur like wait you’re not thomas the tank engine
the moon is beautiful 