when telling the temperature, it’s important to note that °C stands for “Correct” and °F stands for “Fake”
I think you mean °Can’t land on the Moon, and °Fucking landed on the Moon
more like °Faked landing on the moon
This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO
i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff
really like no offense I just wanna know why theater kids are..Like that
2016 isn’t real
my future kid: mom you remember 2016 right?
me: *closes eyes and takes a deep sigh as darkness and evil surfaces in my mind through my memories* yes…
you know what is so wild….friends who go on vacation together and im not talking about to another state or something i mean to like different countries and islands…like my mom wont even let me go hang out at someones house 5 minutes away what an au
*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*
I’m that person that goes to your blog when you reblog a post of mine to read your tags. I am a tag reader. give me all the damn tags
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
