me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten
long legged spider: hey
scientist: daddy
long legged spider: what the fuck
When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree
The Year 2028
Pokemon Go has rid the world of obesity. Everyone knows everyone in their neighbourhoods. Loneliness is an archaic concept. All national borders have been erased so players can search for pokemon unrestricted. There is no war. There is no suffering. The planet is finally at peace.
concept: gay characters that live and get gay happy endings
PSA
There is a really, shitty hoax going around now that if you email Nintendo proof of your disability they will unlock “secret” disabled permissions for Pokemon Go.
Please stop sharing this rumor and shut it down when you are able to. And if you have reblogged this rumor, please take the time to reblog a correction.
It’s an extremely mean-spirited response to disabled people’s disappointment that they can’t play the game due to mobility (and other) issues.
I’ve reblogged my disbelief in this several times, but let me make it clear again that this is a shitty hoax and no one should believe it. Please reblog every denunciation of it you see.
All y’all on here who use the metric system in your daily lives are lucky as heck because Pokemon Go is personally targeting me, a God-fearing, patriotic, hardworking American who doesn’t know what the hell a kilometer is
Sometimes I feel bad for quitting on a book, and then I remember: life is too damn short to waste time reading books you don’t like, and I don’t feel so bad.
growing up with strict parents be like
Me: Can I sleepover at Melanie’s house?
Parents: who’s Melanie? you never talk about her. have I met her? where does she live? what do her parents do? does she have siblings? what’s her ethnicity? how much do her parents make annually? what’s her social security number?
