happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you
I want to be with you more than Snape wanted to be with Lily. And since we’re on the subject I also want to be a wizard.
things i’m fucking stellar at:
- procrastinating
- having really bad posture
- wishing i was rich
- never hanging up my clothes
What is human existence? It turns out it’s pretty simple: We are dead stars, looking back up at the sky.
friend: why are you in a rush?
me: i gotta get home
friend: why?
me: i’ve fulfilled my quota for socializing today
everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I’m just getting lazier and finding more tv series to watch
the 5 second rule is a lie. nothing matters. eat the dirt.
me: *lowkey wishes people take more photos of me in a poetic way*
also me: *smacks anyone pointing a camera in my direction*
I remember new years eve I was like “ I’M GONNA MAKE 2013 MY YEAR, GOOD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN, I’M GONNA MAKE A CHANGE, THIS IS GONNA BE MY YEAR” and now 7 months later all I’ve done is cry
me: buys ten new books
me: re-reads harry potter
