iswearimnotnaked:

wrecknician:

mr-cappadocia:

veganhobbit:

happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you

For hundreds of thousands of years “mother earth” sent every horror under the sun against her human children. Plague, drought, famine, volcanic detonation, and destruction on an enormous scale decase after decade, century after century.

And you find fault with us?

A mother who tortured her children the way she’s tortured us isn’t fit to bear the title “mother”. A mother who feeds and then starves, a mother who gives birth and then slaughters…

That she should find our blade at her throat now should be a surprise to none involved. We owe her nothing, least of all the compassion she’s never shown us.

you ever hated women so much you pulled receipts on a fucking planet

im????

smolbutreallytol:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was naked and for some reason not allowed to put any clothes on (I don’t really remember why) meanwhile everyone around me acted as if it was normal for me to be butt naked at work and ignored it even when I put my boob into their milkshake to get a reaction out of them 

looking at a url makes a great difference

accio-shitpost:

tbh in any other movie franchise, the fact that hogwarts looks different in every harry potter movie would annoy me but like? hogwarts changes its aesthetic every year, wouldn’t surprise me if it turned into a massive tent one year because fuck you, students

snape: with all due respect, professor, i’m not sure that your whole ‘waterslide replacing the staircase’ idea is actually going to work
dumbledore: with all due respect, snickerdoodle, i do what i want