i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed
Friend:*sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend:*sneezes five more times*
Me:chill
the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”
interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness?
me: wow where to start
NO YOU CANT DO THAT
Play us a tune Jazz Man
theres a snake in my flute
me: *flips dogs ear inside out*
me: can u..,. hear better like this
