the way to my heart
- stickers
- mixtapes/playlists in the form of a CD
- reese’s peanut butter cups
- temporary tattoos (cats mainly)
- peach snapple
- any form of art especially handwritten notes and drawings
- concert tickets
I like how she didn’t even directly mention men and he still said that
IM HOLLERING RIGHT NOW
omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever
hello fuzzy baby friendNOT A DOG
NOT A DOG
BEAR
ABORT ABORT ABORT
every real estate show with a hetero couple
man: okay but what about my MAN CAVE?
woman: wow this is a great closet but where will we put my husband’s clothes? ha ha ha
The Thousand Hand Bodhisattva Dance
Performed by China Disabled People’s Performing Art Troupe, the Thousand Hand dance is a portrayal of Guan Yin (Chinese: 觀音菩薩), an East Asian spiritual figure of mercy, the Goddess of Mercy, and a bodhisattva associated with compassion.
The thousand hands represent Guan Yin’s many abilities to render assistance. There are a thousand eyes on these hands which give her great powers to observe the world. Guan Yin also has many faces so she can become who people need her to be, not necessarily herself, because her help is given in a way that is literally selfless.
All members of the dance troupe are hearing impaired.
true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight
person: *says something*
me: *calls them out on it*
person: “that’s not what i meant”
How jocks tell time
Regular person: oh it’s 3:13
Jock: do you mean 3 days 16 hours 26 minutes and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME?
8hy:
here comes the memory i thought i had successfully suppressed
