me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her
the universe: No
me: look at that dog!
me: look at the moon!
me: look at that cloud!
me: look at the sunset!
me: look at that tree!
me: look at those flowers!
me: look at that leaf!
fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u
i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on
someone: *notices an intimate detail about me & shares the observation with me*
me: who are u working for
being the last one left in a room with a friend of a friend can be so uncomfortable
Sleeping pattern: ??¿?¿??¿¿¿?¿
someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! 🙂 get some water or a snack
me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what
Newly released photos of Paul Thornley as Ron, Noma Dumezweni as Hermione and Cherrelle Skeete as Rose from the upcoming play Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
