why are there waiting lists for preschools!!! babies are so small!! 800 could fit in one room just stack them
i love the idea of hozier and florence singing together so much because they are basically the musical equivalent of hades and persephone
all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.
Hide your most personal thoughts and feelings from everyone. Keep everything locked away and private. Protect yourself
me: it can only get better from here *gets worse* it… can (:onlyget better fromher e (:
Me: *puts all the stuff I want into my cart and goes to the checkout to see the total cost*
Me: *sighs and closes the tab*
Me: Not today, Satan
Satan: How about tomorrow?
Me: I can’t I have work. Friday?
Satan: Yeah I can do Friday
if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
u cant trust people who step on flowers
Why do people say “oh I can’t eat that it’s breakfast” time is a man made concept and I’m ready for this popcorn chicken
