go on a date with bees
do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating Messy Bitch culture and leave the self deprecating humor to those of us that are actually A Mess
crying is very punk trust me i do it all the time and i am a punk
Only Americans will understand:
Sun setter retractable awning infomercial
IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER
i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man
I love “asdgjfhdkjnb” and “JFKJDHSGKJHDHS” culture
man this has been the worst life of my life
i don’t know what i am doing with my life or my hair
Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me
you cant do some things and thats okay
