the moon is beautiful

ltc-kilgore:

camoismyfavoritecolour:

freexcitizen:

libertymints:

nebbymod:

danandlars:

just-shower-thoughts:

America, you’re very entertaining but we worry about you a lot.

Remind me how well things are going in Europe again?

Being able to take a joke, first of all-

Oh boy the Euros are pissy again

It’s called busting balls, eurocucks can’t hang

@ltc-kilgore

Americans often confuse jokes with outright attacks to their person
Just like how they often confuse schools with shooting ranges

dankosaurus:

acoolsuggestion:

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

neptunain:

obamacare BANNED all dog shampoo and now obama is in my home rubbing mud on my dog. he’s rubbing mud on my dog and laughing

caffeineandcollege:

concept: me gently sipping tea in a quiet bright cafe, I aced my exams and the bees are safe

tuaari:

current mood: I need to explore a deep misty forest very far away

triparto:

aluminum-heart:

aluminum-heart:

i can barely stomach heterosexual relationships in movies

let alone heterosexual relationships in movies starring nicolas cage

GJAHDGJADDJAD

jetbag:

hey if you want to read through old messages with someone you used to really care about literally put your heart under a running vacuum while getting hit by a bus for the same feeling

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

technically in a possession type of situation the entity doing the possessing and the one who owns the body could hold hands? like it’d involve a certain level of trust and look weird to the outside observer probably but.. give the host partial control so they can use their left or right hand… entity is in control too and uses the other hand.. then just.. hold them.

“… what are you doing?”
“just.. folding my hands.. in thought..”
“……… does rubbing the back of one hand with your thumb in a weirdly sentimental way help with thinking?”
“maybe it does. mind your own business”

sansaslays:

I don’t think I could ever date a good actor like he could tell me he loves me and I’d be like nah you said it much more convincingly to kate winslet try again

darrynek:

that girl you just called ugly? she’s dr. phil. that girl you just made fun of? dr. phil. that girl you just laughed at in the hallway? also dr. phil