autumnseeds:

why am I not one of those bloggers that attracts millions of anons every day 

a grown ass man who is obviously at least 25 years old: i just turned sixteen i can’t wait to get a car 🙂
a grown ass woman with fully formed breasts, perfect skin, and chiseled features: lucky you, chad, i still have to wait TWO MORE YEARS 😦 being fourteen sucks

just-shower-thoughts:

America, you’re very entertaining but we worry about you a lot.

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

shitmystudentswrite:

Slavery had, in fact, existed since slavery.

khanos:

do I deserve better? the answer is always yes

iamtryingtodeduceyou:

I guess I’ll check facebook

I’m never checking facebook forever for the rest of my life

shrekr:

I love you(r dog)