Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk
Me: that’s unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*
take your time, it’s ok
quit procrastinating ok bitch you about to fail
east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred
west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand
midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation .
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lesbian gay bisexual trans friends romans countrymen lend me your ears, i come to bury caesar, not to praise him
draco: potter… potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?
ron: shove off malfoy
draco: shut up i’m checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train
i think one of my favorite things about X-Files is its complete tonal inconsistency. like at the beginning and ending of every season you’ve got Intense Political Intrigue, and then you get “Fox Mulder does nothing but yell SAMANTHA while clawing through every sock drawer in Boston” and then “anyway here’s el chupacabra lmao”
I have so many unread books and I want to read them all right now.
Therefore, the logical choice is to not read any of them.
i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca. i love star trek.
“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise
