rum:

true despair is when you accidentally open the bottom of a crayon box and know it will never be the same again

me addressing serious topics: yo that’s wild

loosest:

When I said my nan was sick, I meant at rapping… she appreciates the flowers though.

divesting:

i didn’t mean to be ugly, it just sorta happened

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

straightboyfriend:

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,

dateagirlwhosuggestion:

date a girl who would read her zodiac and yours