why are boys so loud why do they have to yell and push each other around in the hallways all the time shhhhhhhhh ssshhhhhhh shhh it’s alright calm down
the fic: there’s only one bed
my ass, knowing damn well they’re gonna fucking share that bed: are they gonna share the bed 👀?
my heart is so full of love for fox mulder
euo:
Today’s headline reads: Parent Shocked That Child’s Mental Illness Did Not Disappear During Vacation
reach into your local mailman to receive death
Whenever I’m on the street children throw large pebbles at me and say “This is only somewhat due to your bad tumblr posts. There are multiple reasons for this.”
Feelin’ Shitty and Looking Worse™
breaking news!!! breaking lamps. breaking everything. i’m so fucking clumsy
me to myself: please!! take off your makeup before you go to bed!!! your skin is already so disgusting!!!!
myself to me: hey buddy listen fuck you
the-hale-pack-is-my-only-home:
This should be a movie. (via Patrick Lenton)
This is my life every time I play skyrim
