Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”
└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post DANK ℳℰℳℰS └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐
When it comes to voting I want to be given a design your character type of thing.
Meet your new president, the five headed dragon who cares.
[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
tumblr staff: what do the kids like nowadays? presidents? lizards? president lizards?
this is how we loved: a knife on the tongue turning / into a tongue.
Ocean Vuong, from “Homewrecker,” Night Sky with Exit Wounds
(via lifeinpoetry)
alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:
“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday
we mcfreakin lost her, doctor
who needs april fools when ur whole life is a joke
tumblr has this whole lizard voting thing but come on, we literally know nothing about them. where is the well-developed backstory? what are their views on the pressing issues of today’s society? why should we trust the fate of the nation in the hands of lizards?
come on, tumblr staff, i need to know
