Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were named so that every time a teacher yells at you they’re going to make stuff fly around the room. Your mother wanted to call you Fred, but I thought this would be more true to his memory.
okay this one is legit hilarious
if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed
Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous?
Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.
*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*
Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads.
Harry can’t tell the difference between his potions’ pot and his bestfriend…they’re both cauldron
progress looks different on everyone
the boy &
his loneliness the boy who finds you
beautiful only because you’re not
a mirror because you don’t have
enough faces to abandon you’ve come
this far to be no one & it’s june
until morning you’re young until a pop song
plays in a dead kid’s room water spilling in
from every corner of summer & you want
to tell him it’s okay that the night is also a grave
we climb out of but he’s already fixing
his collar the cornfield a cruelty steaming
with manure you smear your neck with
lipstick you dress with shaky hands
you say thank you thank you thank you
because you haven’t learned the purpose
of forgive me because that’s what you say
when a stranger steps out of summer
& offers you another hour to live— Ocean Vuong, from “Because It’s Summer,” Night Sky with Exit Wounds
Look at the birds. Even flying
is bornout of nothing. The first sky
is inside you, openat either end of day.
The work of wings
was always freedom, fastening
one heart to every falling thing.—Li-Young Lee, “One Heart,” in Book of My Nights
me: this april fools joke sux
me, literally five seconds later: this is the lizard im voting for though and it’s very important
someone: I love how welcoming and nice and non-toxic this fandom is~
me, sipping hard liquor from a “World’s Best Grandma” coffee mug: lmao give it time