tr-apstar:

Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.

eagletarian:

gothvelma:

thewriterkid:

gothvelma:

i mean i love cartoons about how the Kids Today are spending too much time on the Netflix and the Binge TV in general

but this one straight up says that the lady in blue watched about 47 hours of TV last night and the lady in pink watched 211 hours

no wonder their eyes are spirals, this is some junji ito shit

Millenials are breaking the laws of space and time to watch their damn TV shows and they need to be stopped

millennials have no respect for anything, up to and including the basic laws of the universe

What you do, see, is get 7 monitors/tvs. You watch 7 episodes at once, letting it sink into your subconscious. Where do you look? Your phone, at the sick vine your friend just retweeted. It’s the source of your millennial powers. If you look away, you die, so you don’t.

Walter white letting that one girl die syncs up with Jesse shooting an innocent man, and you understand the cosmos.