-random applause that eventually encompasses the entire cafeteria
-skipping classes to go to your friend’s lunch periods
-”come with me i dont wanna go alone”
-not knowing who you’re singing happy birthday for
-“hey if i pay you will you go through the line and get me something”
-knowing your id number so you can actually eat
-only wearing your id during lunch period
-that ONE security guard
-”what’s even for lunch today”
-HOLY FUCK IT’S CHICKEN NUGGET DAY
-those girls who chill in the bathroom doing their makeup
-fights = dinner AND a show
-”hey what lunch do you have this year” “b” “damn i’m in c”Are you telling me your school didn’t just have lunch for everyone at a specific time and instead you were broken into sections
sometimes your school has 4000 kids
I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store
me internally: I’m not going to discourse. I’m not going to. I’m upset but i’m not gonna say anything about it. It’s gonna start a whole thing and i’m not gonna do it. I’ll just stay quiet and disagree with people in my own head and leave it alone. It’s gonna be fine
me externally: I just think it’s funny that
I hate the phrase “I know it like the back of my hand” because I have a freckle on the back of one of my hands and I can never remember which one
you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days
who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days
How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.
There was so much innocence in that comment
Send me a letter and I’ll tell you my favorite song whose title starts with that letter, plus my favorite line in the song
what’s trending right now kids?
pain
dissociation can be experienced in many different ways. some examples are
- feeling disconnected from your body, as if it didn’t belong to you
- parts of your body feel like they’re not there/not yours
- your surroundings don’t feel real, as if you’re in a play or in a video game
- something about you and/or your surroundings doesn’t feel quite right, like something is off and you can’t pinpoint what it is
- spacing out duing conversations
- not recognising yourself in the mirror, or feeling like something is off about your reflection
- everything slows down, sounds seem distant, reality feels like a movie
- your surroundings feel a little more distant than normally; too distant to feel comfortable and too real to make you panic, so you just feel uncomfortable
these are just some examples what i can think of atm. also, sometimes these things only take a couple of seconds for me. sometimes i suddenly feel sick out of the blue because i don’t feel like a real person but then the feeling vanishes and im like “what was that” yea
Cat Mechanic : I’m actually called a Vet
Me : please check that there is enough oil in my cats engine
