the human body is amazing u can just not sleep for 48 hours straight and all that happens is that you go crazy and are dying
cop: can you describe the guy who stabbed you
me: yeah he was not very friendly
“I was a weird kid. I loved vintage clothes. I assumed that if I wore a 1950’s yellow sundress and matching jacket on the first day of school, everyone in sixth grade would love me. When I got to high school, I realized that all the other weird kids were in theater, so I started spending all my free time in the theater department. I was the costume designer. And by costume designer, I mean the person who organized the boxes of free shit people gave us.”
what do we want?
improved foreign language education in English speaking countrieswhen do we want it?
when we’re younger and have better neuroplasticity
I was watching Food Network while hungry and they made such tasty burgers and I just KNOW they threw most of them away. Please send them to me instead
